Hopkins Art Ltd.

Hopkins Art  

fig. 667- Right-Brained Fine Artist

fig. 668- Left-Brained gallery owner

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Why Fine Artists Need Gallery Owners

"Artistic Temperament"

How to Attain

In order to be a successful Fine Artist you need to act a little,well, strange. It's expected of you. Just do the following: Dress like a pimp or a mountain man, reject all constructive criticism (no matter how constructive), pose as a flighty genius, underplay your education (you were "self-taught"), brag about your work every chance you get, marry often, divorce oftener. It's not that hard.Try It.In no time people will be saying, "Hey, you're a Fine Artist!"

1.- Creativity

2.- Angst

1.- Business Acumen

2.- Greed

3.- Insecurity

4.- Paranoia

5.- Defensiveness

6.- Offensiveness

7.- Excessiveness

8.- Simple Math skills

3.- Side Deals

4.- More Greed

5.- Killer Instinct

6.- Hairline

7.- Smypathy

8.- Expensive Shirt